Monday, April 20, 2009

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Well, it will continue after I leave tomorrow for Dominica. For the moment, Brittany is pretty much freaking out 24/7 having lost her higher brain function and is currently running on survival mode. This is Gary in case you couldn't guess by now. I leave early Tuesday morning. So, give her a few days to reboot and you should have a nice, new, juicy post with something inappropriate that I don't approve of to read that is much more entertaining than this post.

For the moment though, if you see her walking the street looking disheveled with drool dripping out of the corner of her mouth, carrying a dirty sock and a box of cereal, kindly point her in the right direction to get home. Just watch any appendage that you value as she may bite...