Excerpt of a conversation that took place back in July.
ME: So I finally picked a OB/GYN and scheduled an appointment.
MOM: Oh good, it's about time. Who's your doctor?
ME: His name is Jenks, Dr. Jenks.*
MOM: Oh really, I know that name. I wonder if this Dr. Jenks is his son?
ME: Uh? What are you talking about?
MOM: I used to know an OB/GYN named Dr. Jenks so I'm thinking that maybe this Dr. Jenks you're going to is his son.
ME: Um, I don't think so his name is Joseph Jenks and he's pretty old.
MOM: Joseph Jenks!? Are you serious? Brittany, I used to see Dr. Jenks for a short time when I was having babies and he was no spring chicken then!
ME: . . . . . . . .
MOM: He used to sing funny songs.
ME: Wow . . . . ok, that's just creepy.
*Name changed because a girl's gotta retain something.